- This position reports directly to the person above them.
- MUST be OK with unprovoked sexual harassment from your superiors.
- MUST work for peanuts (and beer).
Sample questions that will be asked during the interview:
- What nationality are you?
- Are you a homosexual or have recently experience homosexual thoughts?
- Are you currently pregnant?
- What do you think of the practice of interoffice dating?
- What religion do you practice?
- How old are you?
- How much do you weigh?
- Do you take drugs?
- If so what kind? And what sort of discount can you offer us to purchase them from you?
If interested please submit your “application” to: email@example.com
We reserve the right to accept everyone.