Call for 2016 FOB Squad

Job description:
  • This position reports directly to the person above them.
  • MUST be OK with unprovoked sexual harassment from your superiors.
  • MUST work for peanuts (and beer).

Sample questions that will be asked during the interview:

  • What nationality are you?
  • Are you a homosexual or have recently experience homosexual thoughts?
  • Are you currently pregnant?
  • What do you think of the practice of interoffice dating?
  • What religion do you practice?
  • How old are you?
  • How much do you weigh?
  • Do you take drugs?
  • If so what kind? And what sort of discount can you offer us to purchase them from you?
If interested please submit your “application” to: fobsquad@festivalofthebabes.com
We reserve the right to accept everyone.

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